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"Who needs men when there's chocolate."
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Take a husband, leave a husband...
Tags:husband, husbands, take a husband, leave a husband, play on words, sale, sales, gender stereotype, incompatible relationship, incompatible relationships, bitter relationship, bitter relationships, christmas, xmas, xma season, christmas season, play on words, exchange, exchanges, exchanging, exchanged
'Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Timeout!!'
Tags:snowman, snowmen, basketball, basketballs, head, heads, ball, lost head, swapped head, lost heads, timeout, time out, swap, swaps, swapped, swapping, replace, replaces, replacement, replacements, replacing, exchange, exchanges, exchanged, trade, trades, traded, trading, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Sir, according to the latest Security and Exchange Commission rules, you can't delegate your identity.'
'Buy... sell... buy... sell... buy...'
'Quid pro quo? It means the f*** is. we f*** them.'
"Thanks for doing this essential work. In exchange we'll keep giving you no salary, no pension, no healthcare and no respect. Sounds good?"
"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."
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Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes
Tags:bike, bikes, bicycle, bicycles, cycle, cycles, cycling, sled, sledding, sleds, sled dog, dog, dogs, working dog, working dogs, kiosk, kiosks, mush, mush mush, husky, huskies, malamute, malamutes, regions, region, regional, regional customs, custom, customs, weather, winter, wintry, snow, snowing, transport, alternative, alternatives, traditional, traditionally, pet, pets, exchange, exchanged, tech, technological, technology
'Trade you my Clark contract for your Dickenson file.'
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'It all began when they exchange pleasantries.'
'Both candidates described their debate as a free exchange of bullshit.'
'I never give away a secret. I exchange it for another.'
'I'm looking for you to get me more QUID in my Quid pro quo.'
'I swapped the piano for Stewie's guitar.'
The Euro Store. Formerly, the Dollar Store.
'I want to exchange these toys from last year that I never asked for!'
'Cooking utensils - always good for bartering.'
'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'
"I cashed in all my small TVs for it."