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"Aha! Just as I suspected!"
'As you all know, I've never been much of a 'people person'.'
"The gov't has approved operations abroad..."
'Listen kid, I'm sorry to hear that you're banned from class, but if you're going to hang out with me all day, you're gonna have make yourself more useful.'
"Don't be silly, of course mummy and daddy love you both the same."
"Sorry guys. You've covered under medical and dental, but not mechanical."
"Two's company, three's an organization."
'They sent me home from school because my lunchbox has a picture of a soldier on it.'
'Find a loophole in this 'No one is above the law' thing.'
'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'
'Look, guys. I just invented the 'Man Cave'!'
'No, I haven't been sent home early...I've been sent home permanently!'
"... So, let me get this straight. You're telling me that your school is downsizing and they had to make you redundant?"