Exclusive Clubs Cartoons and Comics

Great Books: 5:00-6:00

"Wunderkinder come and go, but old farts are forever."

Clubland: Belly Button Night

"Do you have a reservation?"

"I am a member of the legal profession, but I'm not a lawyer in the pejorative sense."

Snobs club: Press 1 to speak to a somebody, press 2 to speak to a nobody.

"We're not accepting applications right now, but we'll give you a call the minute one of our members drowns."

Golf Club

"Remember, deposit only - you, you, you!"

"This is Mahoney - he's one of our youngest farts."

"Your request to join is being reviewed by the group moderator!"

"This place used to be exclusive."

"It's best just to leave them alone - Over the years, they've come to regard themselves as an elite group of drunks."

"Boy - Talk about exclusive!"

'Marry me, join the club!'

'Well, Mr Billy-Goat, you do meet all the criteria: Welcome to the Club!'

The Snob Fund - Sorry, Closed to New Investors.

Social Exclusive Unit.

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'I belong to the National Three Letter Acronym Society...'