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The 5 blind men and the perception of reality.
"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."
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'This ice cream tastes like *@#!'
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Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'
New York Scatological Society
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'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)
Dinnertime at the Coprophagists
"She's a natural!"
"Looks a bit wet, have you tried adding more fibre?"
What the gorilla meant to say
"Hey! A little privacy please!"
My first pile.
A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo
"Some day son this will be all yours."
"Very nice work indeed. You've captured a profound sense of provenance; the excrement and its excreter in an ever-rolling circle of life. "
'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'
'Excuse me, is anyone using this stool?'
"You're using forelegs? That's disgusting!"
"Do you really have to post everything on Instagram!?"
'Hey, you just gave me a big pile of poop!!!'
For Your Dog