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"I would have gone on a run."
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"May I be excused to go to the fridge?"
"He just does not KNOW any other way to express himself."
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"God, I'll be glad when his genius grant runs out"
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When An Angry Teacher Says...
"No, I'd like to have plans. I just always want the option for them to be cancelled at the last minute due to circumstances outside both parties' control."
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"He has some food issues."
"The plan was to work out today, but now the toaster is taking so long that I think it'll have to wait until tomorrow."
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"I make a point of sleeping in."
'May I be excused? The pressure is getting to me.'
'Mom, I'm only late because you told me not to come in until I wipe my feet first.'
Robot goes to the toilet.
'No, we're not religious. Sam just wears that cap to hide his bald spot.'
"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."
"Sorry I'm late. I didn't leave on time."
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A boy and his spin patrol.
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"If you'll excuse me, my adventurous palate is at constant war with my delicate ecosystem of gut bacteria."
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Please excuse him, he's intent.
Adult Absence Notes.
'Excuse my brashness, Sir. Is this where the buck stops?'
"My feet aren't gross. They simply show 'honest wear'".
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'Tell me why I should excuse you from serving on jury duty. Be careful what you say. I have been trained to read between the lies.'
'Bob forgot your birthday. He went fishing instead. So he sent you this Excuse-O-Gram. In hopes he won't end up dead.'
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'Gee, Billy, just because your dad won't fly into a rage at games does not man he doesn't love you...'
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'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'