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"God, I'll be glad when his genius grant runs out"
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'May I be excused? The pressure is getting to me.'
'Mom, I'm only late because you told me not to come in until I wipe my feet first.'
'No, we're not religious. Sam just wears that cap to hide his bald spot.'
A boy and his spin patrol.
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Please excuse him, he's intent.
Adult Absence Notes.
'Excuse my brashness, Sir. Is this where the buck stops?'
'Tell me why I should excuse you from serving on jury duty. Be careful what you say. I have been trained to read between the lies.'
'Bob forgot your birthday. He went fishing instead. So he sent you this Excuse-O-Gram. In hopes he won't end up dead.'
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'Gee, Billy, just because your dad won't fly into a rage at games does not man he doesn't love you...'
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'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'
'Can you call me back later? I'm trying to think up excuses to get out of jury duty.'
'A not from my parents?... Which set?'
'You know, people, we could sit here all day just making up excuses. Jerry, would you like to go first?'
'If no one is above the law, why am I paying so much?'
'That's right, my dog DID eat my homework.'
'Ask yourself, how will taking the afternoon off for your mother's funeral look to Mr. Beegley?'
'What do you mean, you did it shaving?'
'Your Honor, I'm here to make excuses for my client.'
'Dad, is it true that before we had hard drive crashes, the dog used to eat your homework?'
Dummy excuses for dummies.
'To err is human, but that's no excuse.'
'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'