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"I would have gone on a run."
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"He just does not KNOW any other way to express himself."
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"Then ask yourselves, 'Do we really need all this luxury?'And your answer, of course, is 'Yes!'"
"I find balloons easier to grip when they're slightly deflated.
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When An Angry Teacher Says...
"The plan was to work out today, but now the toaster is taking so long that I think it'll have to wait until tomorrow."
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"He has some food issues."
"I make a point of sleeping in."
'Mom, I'm only late because you told me not to come in until I wipe my feet first.'
'My dog ate my homework and my birth certificate!'
"It wasn't a lie, Senator, it was a larger truth."
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'No, we're not religious. Sam just wears that cap to hide his bald spot.'
Massive hike in CEO pay
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"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."
"Sorry I'm late. I didn't leave on time."
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'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'
"If my wife calls, I'm at the protest."
"Scratch a chief executive officer, and you'll find a chief executive little boy."
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"Are you sure the Russians didn't hack my answers to make me look bad?"
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"You know what I learned today? I learned you can't tell your boss he's a jerk and blame it on autocorrect."
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"Sorry I'm late. I took the stairs."
"My feet aren't gross. They simply show 'honest wear'".
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"All the other kids have high-powered computers."
"If your mom calls everytime we talk, perhaps this is not the right job for you."
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"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."