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"Gee—it's just like in the movies!"
Tags:cop, cops, police, police officer, noir, crime thriller, crime fiction, criminal, criminals, on the run, detective, detectives, killer, killers, murderer, murderers, horror, old school, old school horror, film, films, movie, movies, execute, executed, executioner, executioners, capital punishment, jail, jailed, criminal, death row, dead, dying, die, died, death
'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'
"Now that we've got your head back on, let's move to the next bit of business."
Tags:gates of heaven, pearly gates, pearl gates, st peter, st. peter, heaven, the afterlife, afterlife, life after death, saint peter, king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, execution, executions, executed, leader, leaders, coup, coups, revolution, revolutions, businesslike, business-like, efficient, efficiency
'great news Your Majesty! The Kennel Club is thinking of naming a spaniel after you!!'
"I'm just the anesthesiologist."
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Tags:king, kings, queen, queens, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, history, historical, medieval, jester, jesters, fool, fools, comedian, comedians, juggler, jugglers, juggling, death, dead, widow, widows, husband, husbands, dead husband, dead husbands, wife, wives, shocked, surprised, too soon, mourning, grieving, head, heads, executed, execution, executions, capital punishment, punishments, decapitated, decapitation, decapitations, rebellion, rebellions, revolution, revolutions
"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."
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'Well, so much for Plan 'A'.'
"And if we start televising the executions we can also market a hilarious bloopers tape."
Tags:marketing, marketing, brand, brands, branding, public relations, idea, ideas, profit, profits, amoral, immoral, shock, shocking, consumerism, mass media, media coverage, internet culture, sale, sales, dignity, capitalism, money making, salesmen, salesman, gross, board, boardroom, meeting, meetings, execute, executed, executioner, executioners, capital punishment, jail, jailed, criminal, death row, dead, dying, die, died, death, cop, cops, officer, officers, police officer, police officers, capital punishment, death penalty
'My son has a science fair coming up and he was wondering if you wouldn't mind putting some unpopped popcorn in your mouth.'
'Your sales have been so bad lately, firing you wasn't good enough.'
'Can I check my emails first?'
'You're right, there wasn't much blood getting to his head.'
"He's mellowed quite a bit over the years. However, that's become a signature thing for him."
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'If it makes you feel any better, this is just part of an experiment in democracy and limited government.'
'You make me want to be a better person.'
"How about an outfit with slimming vertical stripes?"
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"Now smile - this one's for our Christmas card."
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Prison gift shop.
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'Mind if I head off a little early today?'
'I've had him sectioned under the Mental Health Act.'
"Can you take my blindfold off? I love surprises."
Joanie of Arc
Tags:joan of arc, burned at the stake, executed, execution, executions, burn, burns, burning, cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, moody, disaffected, teen, teens, teenager, modern life, modern times, modern age, phone call, phone calls, smartphone, smartphones, adolescent, adolescence, parent, parents, parenting