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"I put some things on your desk for you to sign, misplace, then say you never saw."
"Mr. Phelps is in conference. Hey, trust me."
"I'll check and see if he's available."
When he was between Executive Assistants, filing became a challenge for Jonathan.
"Pamela, cancel my lunch with Cosgrove, set up a meeting with legal, bring me the Hutson file, then go out and smell some roses for me."
"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."
"Refresh my memory. Are you being nice to me on your way up or the way down?"
'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'
"Was that 'blah, blah, blah'? Or 'blah, blah, blah, blah'?"
'You're closer to the Big Guy than anyone. Will you help us kill him?'
'This is the Executive Assistants' warmup room.'
'Don't let them call you 'today', Ferguson! You're personal executive-assistant...now, fetch me my slippers.'
'Your son's sneakers called.'
Bob's importance was all out of whack to his job title.
'Bixby, it's time to visit the Wonderful World of Word Processing!'
'My ears just fell off! Hold my calls!'
'Sorry, but I'm allergic to floppies.'
'Well, you told me to wear more makeup.'
"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."