Executive Bonuses Cartoons and Comics

"So I guess it comes down to whether it's you or me, and I guess it's me."

'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'

"He can't speak to you at the moment - he's bonding with his compensation package."

'Polls show our corporate stick is distrusted, and our executive bonuses despised by every living person. Sims, can you turn that around by mid-quarter?'

So... you got a big ass bonus... Now what?

'Ignore the elephant in the room. She works for peanuts.'

'In this business you can't motivate top staff with huge salaries. It's the bonuses and share options that really count.'

All workers are equal, but some are more equal than others.

'Sorry to be the one to tell you, Skidmore, but that 10 million dollar bonus we paid you last month was a computer error. We'll expect you back at work on the loading dock early monday morning.'

Executive Bonuses street vendor.

'But if we don't pay huge bonuses our top staff will just leave and go and ruin someone else's business!'

'Well £60 million is LESS than I'm used to...but now that we've agreed my bonus, what working capital will the Bank have?'

'City bonuses cut by a third.'

'This year, executive bonuses are tied to performance. You owe us $50,000.'

"It's not much of a bonus, but you do get sprinkles on top."

"I'm for raising the minimum and maximum wage."

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

"I'm afraid there won't be any bonuses this year, guys."

"The union is protesting our bonuses, just because we lost billions last year!"

'It refers to my executive bonus.'

"Does it make my bonus look big?"

"What do you think it is?... It's your, fat cat bonus."

Banker bonus slashed to 50K.

'In lieu of a bonus, looting the company is our default strategy.'