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"Perhaps you'd be interested in our new hot mowing classes."
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"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"
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Women after 10 minutes vs men after 10 years.
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"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."
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"Of course, this neck stretch should be attempted only by advanced students."
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Unflexible man puts shoes on stall to touch his toes.
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Zoo Zoom Zoomba
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"I can't stand her 'Yogier than thou' attitude."
Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth
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"Remember, guys – what happens in this CrossFit gym is references ad nauseam outside this CrossFit gym
'The doctor said he needed more activity. So I hide his TV remote three times a week.'
"Now shake it all about."
"Let's pick up the pace people, this is not a joyride."
"Relax. Feel yourself becoming one with the Earth. Stuart stop eating bugs."
Transcending the physical looks good on you.
"Sorry. I thought it was a typo."
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'No sire, it's not a spelling mistake.'
"I exercise almost everyday. Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday..."
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"Mr. Behan. . . I think you misunderstood '8 am Coffee Session'."
"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."
"Remember when these were all yoga centers?"
"I never did much yoga, but this corpse pose feels great!"
"Is this where I sign up for the cross fit class?"