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'Very good, Now ten more reps...and a one, and a two and ...'
"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."
"Well, I'll be! Let me call you back—O.K., Steve? Jane Fonda just popped in."
Dog Workout Videos
"Whenever I want him to get a better workout in, I just hit the fast forward on the remote when he's watching an exercise video."
"I've watched these workout videos for hours. They haven't helped."
'Talk about boring...these exercise programs all have the same plot.'
'Stupid exercise video got jammed in my machine.'
'...and finally bring your hands to rest in meditation above your third eye... your other third eye...'
"Oh, I don't watch these exercise videos. I get my excercise by walking here to rent one and then returning it."
'Using your workout video as a coaster for that huge dessert tells me you're off your diet.'
"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"
Still waiting for tape 2
'It's sad. I just bought an exercise video in hopes of someday looking as good as Richard Simmons.'
'...Isn't keeping fit fun...?'
Buns Of Veal.
Witch has Exorcise Video.
Man on exercise bike plugged into the TV.
Couch Potato Watching TV work outs.
"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."
"I haven't lost any weight, so instead of watching just one, I'm going to watch two exercise videos a day."