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'The hardest part of this running routine is exercising the will power to do it.'
'Yeah. A bit over-the-top for a guy who wouldn't run if he were being chased by a pack of wild dogs in a hailstrom, but very nice.'
'He ate health food...took vitamins...exercised...and died anyway!'
'What ever happened to strolling?'
Couch Potato dreams about exercising.
"This year I'm TWICE as likely to win."
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2 out of 3 people who buy running shoes don't run in them.
'I decided it was time to be more active when my wife started dusting me twice a week.'
'I don't care if it's on sale. We have a perfectly good dust magnet at home.'
'Here comes the 7:15...'
'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'
'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'
'If swimming supposed to be so good for us, why are we so fat?'
'General, I'm prescribing joint military exercises - yoga.'
'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'
'He's the only person I know who gets his sleep and exercise at the same time.'
'Your Dad's OK, he's just been temporarily inspired by the Olympics...'
'Why don't you lie down until the feeling goes away.'
'Our health plan is that you do push-ups at your desk.'
'It's diet because we roll it down the hill, and you chase it.'
T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'
City Health Club - Ask about our no more than necessary exercise class.
'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'
'I'm in good shape . . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!'
Dog Sold As New Healthy Exerciser