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'The hardest part of this running routine is exercising the will power to do it.'
'Yeah. A bit over-the-top for a guy who wouldn't run if he were being chased by a pack of wild dogs in a hailstrom, but very nice.'
'He ate health food...took vitamins...exercised...and died anyway!'
'What ever happened to strolling?'
Couch Potato dreams about exercising.
"This year I'm TWICE as likely to win."
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2 out of 3 people who buy running shoes don't run in them.
'I decided it was time to be more active when my wife started dusting me twice a week.'
'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'
'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'
'General, I'm prescribing joint military exercises - yoga.'
'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'
'Your Dad's OK, he's just been temporarily inspired by the Olympics...'
'He's the only person I know who gets his sleep and exercise at the same time.'
'Why don't you lie down until the feeling goes away.'
'Our health plan is that you do push-ups at your desk.'
'It's diet because we roll it down the hill, and you chase it.'
T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'
City Health Club - Ask about our no more than necessary exercise class.
'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'
'Great. Looks like I'll be packing on more weight.'
'I'm in good shape . . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!'
Dog Sold As New Healthy Exerciser
'It's called truth in advertising.'
Exercise Powered Fan