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Yoga for beginners,
'Is there a machine that's not in front of mirrors? I know what I look like...that's why I am here.'
"Before I continue, can we just lose the personal trainers?"
"Want to know how many steps we took?"
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"My mistake, really. I thought your ad said you were into cross-training."
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'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'
"Yeah, but for a fat guy who doesn't exercise I'm in pretty good shape."
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"Gruelling as this is, it's not a total-body workout."
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". . . and now for some superduper funtastic team bonding games."
'It's his only form of exercise these days...chasing yield.'
'Pilates. Yoga. Maybe a new strain of tai chi. Whatever! We've got to end it before the entire herd is infected.'
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'It's not looking good. His pulse is up to 202 just from getting out of the chair and stepping on to the treadmill.'
'Nurse Jenny is here to help with your physical therapy.'
The Executive Manual of Exercise
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'Good grief, Mary! That was a close one!'
'Of course it's competitive. I'm competing with myself.'
"Be careful. Any man who wears earplugs at the gym is liable to wear a pocket protector at work."
"On the bright side, I've really taken inches off my buns and thighs."
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'Exercise is good for your rehabilitation, you can start by cleaning the toilets.'
'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'
"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"
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"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."