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Yoga for beginners,
'Is there a machine that's not in front of mirrors? I know what I look like...that's why I am here.'
'You know what they say. . . 'If your dog is fat - you aren't getting enough exercise.''
Early Exercise Machines
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"Before I continue, can we just lose the personal trainers?"
"Want to know how many steps we took?"
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'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'
"I'm glad to see that almost everyone has been taking advantage of the new executive fitness center."
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"Yeah, but for a fat guy who doesn't exercise I'm in pretty good shape."
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"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."
'It's his only form of exercise these days...chasing yield.'
"Was I upset when you gave me a full day of beauty?"
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'It's not looking good. His pulse is up to 202 just from getting out of the chair and stepping on to the treadmill.'
"It's a good thing this is a leisure-time activity, because you couldn't pay me to do it."
'Pilates. Yoga. Maybe a new strain of tai chi. Whatever! We've got to end it before the entire herd is infected.'
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The Executive Manual of Exercise
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"That's great, but you still have to walk more."
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"Be careful. Any man who wears earplugs at the gym is liable to wear a pocket protector at work."
"Now I want you to jump over this candlestick fifteen times! Go!"
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'Of course it's competitive. I'm competing with myself.'
'Exercise is good for your rehabilitation, you can start by cleaning the toilets.'
"Be honest- how much are you exercising?"
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"Walter has decided to add years to his life."
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