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"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."
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'Hard day at work, dear?'
'We're leaving Bunty! They allow smoking in the car park!!'
'Well, Mr. Harris, I'm afraid you simply care too much. You have compassion fatigue.'
A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, counter, counters, grill, grills, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, short-order cook, short-order cooks, grilling, vent, vents, fan, fans, ventilator, ventilators, chimney, chimneys, duct, ducts, exhaust, exhausts, system, systems, turn on, turning out, sucked up, vacuumed, vacuum, vacuums, suction, amateur, amateurs, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, strong
'Have my bed nurse, you look terrible.'
" 40% of the population is overweight...you appear to account for 17% of that figure"
'If the key to effective classroom management is consistency, I guess I'm an effective classroom manager, I am consistently exhausted at the end of the day.'
"I recommend the Safety-M2000. It's just loud enough to warn people you're coming."
"I made breakfast last spring."
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Eco-car - "We've put the exhaust on the inside!"
Sucking up Greenhouse gas.
Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes
Tags:devil, satan, convertible, convertibles, midlife crisis, midlife crises, flute, flutes, panflute, panflutes, pan flute, pan flutes, exhaust, exhaust pipe, exhaust pipes, pollute, pollutes, pollution, polluting, gas guzzler, gas guzzlers, gas-guzzling, energy consumption, fuel consumption, devil may care, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, climate change, global warming, evil, evils, bad guy, bad guys
Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'
'Forget about smoking! Breathing is a health hazard!'
"How much for a good set of earplugs?"
"I've just listened to all the political news. I think I'm going to go back to sleep.
"I've got a lot on my plate right now. For starters, I need to sharpen my pencil, refill my coffee and get a new comb."
Tags:busy, business, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, overworked, workaholic, workaholics, minutiae, stress, stresses, stressed out, stresses out, stressing out, pencil, pencils, executive, executives, tired, tiredness, exhausted, exhaustion, exhaust, sleep, sleepless night, sleepless nights, sleepy
'Car emissions are a major contributing factor to the glaciers melting. Our new designs take that into consideration.'
'I've been feeling depressed lately, James...start the engine.'
"Check the catalytic converter while you're in there, please."