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"Don't click me. I'm just here to buy cards."
Tags:shopper, shoppers, shopping, store, stores, shop, shops, people counter, people counters, people counting, people-counter, people-counters, people-counting, shop clerk, shop clerks, shop assistant, shop assistants, browser, browsers, window shopping, window shopper, window shoppers, museum guard, museum guards, philistine, philistines, pretension, pretentious, museum, museums, exhibit, exhibits, exhibition, exhibitions
'Put that light out!'
Hall of Fame.
Tags:hall of fame, cautionary tale, cautionary tales, role model, role models, exhibition, exhibitions, fable, fables, folklore, warn, warns, warning, warned, danger, dangers, example, examples, follow, follows, emulate, emulates, emulation, emulations, good behaviours, behaviour, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'. . . and this is an ancient depiction of a doctor when he had time to make house calls.'
Tags:faraway, look, looks, ticket, tickets, ticketing, ticketed event, ticketed events, let down, faraway looks, downer, disappointment, disappointing, disappointed, disappoint, disappoints, anti-climatic, anti climatic, event, anti-climatic events, events, washout, washout event, washout events, hyped up, hype up, hyping up, exhibition, exhibitions, abstract art, artist, artist, philosophical, philosophy, literal, literal meaning, literally, as is, zero imagination, uncreative, unoriginal
Owl Through Time
Tags:owl, owls, museum, museums, gallery, galleries, natural history museum, exhibition, exhibitions, display, displays, museum exhibition, museum exhibitions, exhibit, exhibits, museum exhibit, museum exhibits, evolution, theory of evolution, survival of the fittest, natural selection, the origin of species, passage of time, changing time, changing times, unchanged, repetition, unaffected, constant, constancy, bored, boring, boredom
A man in an art gallery stands in front of a blank canvas that has a suggestion box below it.
Tags:art, gallery, galleries, art gallery, art galleries, museum, museums, art museum, art museums, suggestion box, suggestions boxes, comment box, comment boxes, blank, white, empty, canvas, canvases, painting, paintings, painter, painters, artist, artists, modern art, abstract, exhibit, exhibits, exhibition, exhibitions, modern life, suggestion, suggestions, suggest, recommend, recommendation, recommendations, lazy, writer's block, artist's block, out of ideas, inspiration, lack of inspiration, artistic, creative, innovative
"Dot for dot, that's a lot of Seurat."
One day, after forgetting to pay his air conditioning, Dali's life took a remarkable turn.
The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.
'I call it 'No Admittance'.'
"I shouldn't be telling you, but the artist's real name is J. K. Rowling."
Tags:j.k. rowling, pseudonym, pen name, pen-name, pseudonyms, pen-names, pen names, robert galbraith, nom de plume, nom-de-plume, alias, aliases, art, artists, gallery, galleries, gallery, exhibit, exhibition, exhibitions, exhibits, common knowledge, obvious, obviously, impressed, impressive, over-impressed, writer, writers, amaze, amazed, amazing, fan, fans
From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini
Tags:art, sculpture, sculptures, art gallery, art galleries, art museum, art museums, art collection, art collections, exhibit, exhibits, exhibition, exhibitions, mixology, america, american, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, martini, maritins, architecture, architect, architects, famous architect, famous architects, cube, cubes, modernist
"Well, no, I wouldn't expect YOU to get it."
Tags:balloon, balloons, animal balloon, animal balloons, clown, clowns, shape, shapes, balloon shape, balloon shapes, art, artwork, gallery, galleries, art gallery, art galleries, sculpture, sculptures, model, models, exhibition, exhibitions, art exhibition, art exhibitions, criticise, criticising, criticism, criticisms, expect, bore, bores, boring, sense of humor, humor, no humor, uptight, understand, understanding, misunderstand, artist, artists
"I knew the artist when he was just deluding himself."
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'I have to disagree. I think the artist is laughing with us.'
Diplodocus skeleton in museum.
Wait Here - Froze in a Block of Ice
"It's a stunning example of the absence of traditional art as a paradigm of a new way of viewing the essence of a new zeitgeist..." "Er...do you think we should tell him that we haven't hung the picture yet?"
"This painting, we're sorry to say, is pure trash."
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A caveman art exhibition
Sideshow of the future.
Tags:sideshows, sideshow, circus, circuses, fair, fairs, fayre, fayres, exhibition, exhibitions, exhibits, exhibit, future, futuristic, satire, satirical, freak, freakish, freaks, freakshow, modern life, modern-life, families, family, technology, technologies, progress, progresses, generations, generational, show, shows, travelling-show, travelling show
'It's called 'The Stock Market'.'
I would love to have the time to knock off some museum quality art like that.