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"As a little boy you raised tropical fish - so what?"
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"How many times do I have to tell you to stay inside the bowl?"
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"I think it loves us."
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"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."
"Honey, it was really sweet of you to invite the Wilsons over, but didn't it occur to you that they might not be saltwater fish?"
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'Dad, where do they keep their chargers?'
'Sequence my genes? They don't even know I exist.'
"Let me tell you something about eating strange fish."
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'You're lucky. Not only do they not eat you, they don't even know you exist.'
'Say, we do look good against a dark background.'
'Great outfit. Where did you get it?'
'No, you may NOT see a menu.'
'How are your Siamese fighting fish?'
'Goodness, no! It's for an exhibit at the art gallery down the street.'
Pipe Smoking Fish
'How come in nature, the male is usually the pretty one?'
'Is that exotic, or just weird?'
I love Tropical Fish
"Wow - a piranha fish!! What do you feed it on...?"
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"I hope it stops growing. Finding larger tanks is beginning to be a challenge."
"What's an ocean, Dad?"