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'Oh...I thought you were just speaking metaphorically.'
"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"
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"When the mayor closes a zoo, the animals have to go somewhere, Martha."
"How many times do I have to tell you to stay inside the bowl?"
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"The dog misses you."
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Pet Shop Going Out Of Business
"Yeah, I get that 'Who's walking who?' a lot too."
"It gets rid of the spiders and it doesn't make any noise, so as far as I'm concerned it can stay."
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"I'm walking the sloth. See you all in a week."
"I told you it was STUPID to buy a pet online!"
"Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie."
'I know it's unusual, but couldn't you treat him in the parking lot?'
Walking the Fish
"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"
"I thought you were getting me a dog?"
'We're measuring the tub to see how big an alligator we can get!'
'No, Sir! It says 'Exotic Pets! Exotic! Not Erotic!'
"I think it loves us."
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"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."
'Justin, what did I say about storing your anteater there?'
'No, that's not him. Thanks, though.'
'He's all chirp and no peck.'
'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'