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"The universe is expanding faster than ever, and I don't even feel a breeze."
"Whoa. Have you lost weight, professor?"
'The only part of the universe which isn't expanding is the budget for this place.'
'Kleinzweck's theory is that the Universe is expanding because it's INHALING.'
Wiseguy Design: Badda Bing... Badda BANG!
The Big Drip Theory of the Universe
'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'
'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'
"It's amazing, Senator. Your waistline, the universe, and the U.S. budget deficit are expanding at the same rate."