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"Why aren't you out there protecting us from evildoers, young man?"
Desert Island Dinner
"Mom, I'm bored sitting around here looking at my phone. Can you drive me to the mall so I can look at it there?"
'There must be some mistake. According to our actuary tables I'm going to live to 83.'
"It's a cereal box. It's not supposed to be interactive!"
"Well you can't upset me, Timpson- what's the bad news you've got?"
'I've just seen my file. Did you know we've all got sell-by-dates?'
"I'm applying for a job here. Is the pay good?"
"Here it comes...my hard work is paying off...give it to me, baby!"
"Oh man. Tia Carmen's making that soup with all those weird vegetables."
Having only one day to live, mayflies are known to throw the wildest parties in the insect class.