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"No, it's not for Bundles for Britain. Guess again."
Tags:knitting, knit, knits, knitter, knitters, bundles for britain, war time, wwii, ww2, world war two, forties, 1940s, husband, husbands, wife, wives, baby clothes, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy, expecting, mom to be, moms to be, mum to be, mums to be, mother to be, mothers to be, vintage cartoon, vintage cartoons
"I had a wonderful time. I just wish you were Oprah giving away cars."
Tags:oprah, oprah winfrey, giveaway, giveaways, handout, handouts, hand out, hand outs, free car, free cars, new car, new cars, car, cars, date, dates, dating, single life, expectation, expectations, expectant, expecting, unrealistic, rich, riches, rich person, rich people, talk show, talk shows, talk show host, talk show hosts, gift, gifts, free gift, free gifts
"I hate to be a dream snatcher but your baby is going to be just average."
Tags:doctor, doctors, maternity ward, maternity hospital, maternity hospitals, pregnancy, mom to be, dad to be, parents to be, parent to be, expecting, scan, scans, ultrasound, ultrasounds, pregnancy scan, pregnancy scans, high expectations, precious first born, dream snatcher, dream snatchers, bedside manner, bad bedside manner, rude, unprofessional
"Now just why do you think I would know how to fix the printer?"
Tags:robot, robots, robotic, robotics, electric, electrics, expect, expecting, expectation, expectations, presume, presuming, presumption, presumptions, printer, printers, fix, fixes, fixes, know, knowledge, audacity, audacious, assumption, assumptions, colleague, colleagues, office, offices, computer, computers, office desk, office desks
Though initially enthusiastic about natural childbirth, the Millers felt their midwives took the concept too far.
Man walking by a dry cleaner's with a sign in the window saying "All work completed when you least expect it".
Tags:dry cleaner, dry cleaners, dry cleaning, dry-cleaning, dry-cleaner, dry-cleaners, cleaner, cleaners, cleaning, laundry, laundromat, laundromats, doing laundry, washing clothes, washing clothing, sign, signs, signage, time, times, timing, surprise, surprises, expectation, expectations, expecting, expect, completed, completion, schedule, schedules, scheduling
"We've chosen her name, but we still have to come up with her passwords."
Tags:pregnancy, expecting, expecting a baby, having a baby, girl, girls, daughter, daughters, name, names, baby names, named, chose, choose, chosen, select, selected, selection, password, passwords, online, internet, technology, technologies, account, accounts, come up, create, creating, decision, decisions, necessity, necessities
"Yes, Jimmy, this is how you'll look if you keep working out with your rubber strap!"
Tags:consumerism, consumerist, consumerists, fitness, physical fitness, workout, workouts, working out, strength training, psychology, motivate, motivates, motivation, motivations, reflection, reflections, unrealistic, expectation, expectations, expecting, expectant, muscular, muscleman, musclemen, muscle man, muscle men, bodybuilder, bodybuilders, bodybuilding
'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'
Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown
Tags:lockdown, lockdowns, covid, covid-19, coronavirus, national lockdown, national lockdowns, family, families, self-help, self-help book, self-help books, book, books, alone time, mental health, improving mental health, relax, relaxed, relaxing, move, moves, cheese, food, children, mom, wives, men, women, cook, cooks, cooking, dinner, dinners, expectation, expectations, chicken soup, make your own, expecting
"Send over some more birdseed—and hurry!"
Tags:bird, birds, birdseed, feed the birds, feeding birds, birding, birder, birders, birdwatcher, birdwatchers, birdwatching, expect, expects, expecting, expectant, handout, handouts, giveaway, giveaways, hurry, hurries, hurrying, hurry up, hurries up, order, orders, emergency, emergencies, predator, predators, threaten, threatens, threatening, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation
'Thank you for calling the beaver institute. All our representatives are busy, but what did you expect?'
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"Go on in—he's expecting you."
Tags:interview, interviews, appointment, appointments, dog, dogs, doggo, doggos, doge, meme, memes, secretary, secretaries, management, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, office politics, happy, happiness, happy to see you, expecting, expect, expecting you, fetch, fetching, fetches, pet, pets
"Actually, the attraction wasn't freedom from religious persecution but, rather, the all-you-can-eat buffet."
Tags:irony, ironic, buffet, buffets, all you can eat, all-you-can-eat, attraction, migrate, migration, immigration, immigrate, emigration, colony, colonise, colonised, colonisation, native, natives, indigenous, indigenous people, indigenous peoples, native american, native americans, stereotype, stereotypes, cliche, cliches, tasteless, pilgrim, pilgrims, thanksgiving, happy thanksgiving, columbus, america, american, region, regions, regional, historical, american history, expect, expecting, expectation, expectations, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, eating, eating out
"I was expecting houndstooth and I get Glen plaid."
Tags:pattern, patterns, textile pattern, textile patterns, houndstooth, glen plaid, fashion, fashions, suit, suits, clothes, dog, dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, dog owner, dog owners, dog person, dog people, expecting, unexpected, teenth, tooth, dentist, dental work, dentists, pun, puns, play on words, wordplay
We have a Royal patient with severe vomiting!
"When we met he catcalled me from his car as I was walking along, having a conversation with a friend."
Tags:catcall, catcalls, catcaller, catcalled, catcallers, catcalling, women, woman, men, man, social issues, rude behaviour, expectation, expectations, expected, expects, expect, expecting, daydream, daydreaming, daydreams, imagine, imagines, imagination, imaginations, imagined, imagining, walk, walking, walks, walked, unsafe, opposite, opposites, general expectation
"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."
'I under-achieve because you over-expect.'
"Take one of these whenever you can get the cap off."
Tags:doctor, doctors, medicate, medicates, medicating, medication, medications, pill, pills, drug, medicine, medicines, prescribe, prescribes, prescribing, prescription, prescriptions, cap, caps, child lock, child locks, patient, patients, difficult, expect, expecting, judge, judges, judging, judgement, judgements, struggle, struggles, struggling, lock, locks, parent lock, irony, ironic
"I guess I expected classier?"
"Oooh! I think I just felt our stock split."
Tags:stock market, the stock market, stock broker, stock brokers, stocks and shares, stock split, pregnancy, expecting, expectant mother, baby kick, baby kicking, stocks split, stocks splitting, investment, investments, investing, investor, investors, intuition, market capitalisation, market capitalization, modern life, modern times
Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.
"Hunter, gatherer, we don't really care, as long as it's healthy."