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"I had a wonderful time. I just wish you were Oprah giving away cars."
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Though initially enthusiastic about natural childbirth, the Millers felt their midwives took the concept too far.
Man walking by a dry cleaner's with a sign in the window saying "All work completed when you least expect it".
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"Yes, Jimmy, this is how you'll look if you keep working out with your rubber strap!"
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'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'
"Send over some more birdseed—and hurry!"
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'Thank you for calling the beaver institute. All our representatives are busy, but what did you expect?'
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"Go on in—he's expecting you."
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"Actually, the attraction wasn't freedom from religious persecution but, rather, the all-you-can-eat buffet."
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We have a Royal patient with severe vomiting!
"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."
"This machine simulates the pain of childbirth."
Tags:women, pain, painful, labor pain, labor pains, contraction, contractions, simulate, simulates, simulating, simulation, simulations, feminist, feminists, feminism, childbirth, birth, give birth, gives birth, giving birth, exercise, exercises, exercising, exercise machine, exercise machines, pregnant, pregnancy, pregnancies, expecting, hurt, hurts, hurting, painful experience, painful experiences
'I under-achieve because you over-expect.'
"Oooh! I think I just felt our stock split."
Tags:stock market, the stock market, stock broker, stock brokers, stocks and shares, stock split, pregnancy, pregnant, expecting, expectant mother, baby kick, baby kicking, stocks split, stocks splitting, investment, investments, investing, investor, investors, intuition, market capitalisation, market capitalization, modern life, modern times
Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.
"Hunter, gatherer, we don't really care, as long as it's healthy."
'You need to lower your expectations. I have. I no longer expect you to get well.'
'We're playing traditional male and female societal roles..'
"Well - you guessed it!"
A subway train waits with people at the tracks.
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"Of course, I'm complaining for two now."
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"You're pretty optimistic about this new investment strategy of your's, aren't you?"