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"We have big news!"
"Don't shy. Dive Right in. You're eating for eight now."
"The next time the baby kicks give him this."
"Babies must be popular. My Mom said ours is back ordered for nine months."
"I hear the ocean."
"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"
"Fine. If it's a boy, we'll call him Boy. But if it's a girl I want to call her McKenzie."
"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"
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'Would you like your ultrasound photos standard, high definition, 3-D, or 4K ultra HD?'
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"If she can give birth every twenty seconds, what's taking mom so long? It's been like eight months already?"
"If it was intentional, you pass - if it wasn't, you fail."
"Of course I don't mind not drinking...I love being the designated driver all the time. . . drinking water at our favorite Brewery while my husband drinks our favourite IPA. . . I mean, what's not like, right?"
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No smoking when pregnant.
"Castration is too good for 'm! I'm marryin' the SOB!"
"A librarian, huh? Hopefully one with a sense of irony...you're overdue!"
Womb with a View
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Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"
"Is there anything I should avoid after childbirth?"
"There's a scheduling conflict - I'd like to move her morning sickness up to the afternoon."
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You and your alternative pregnancy.
"I'm concerned, I haven't had a period in over 8 months."
Big book of daft names for kids.
Baby on board. . . Beer on Board
"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"
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