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'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'
"Send over some more birdseed—and hurry!"
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'I under-achieve because you over-expect.'
'We're playing traditional male and female societal roles..'
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"You're pretty optimistic about this new investment strategy of your's, aren't you?"
'Well, what were you expecting?'
"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"
'You can't expect fame and fortune from selling just your fillet of sole to the devil.'
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"At least you always know exactly where you are with Fred, he ALWAYS lets you down!"
'If you're happy and you know it clap your hands.'
'My husband discovered fire, so he expects me to cook!'
'Forget that pension plan. We expect the company to belly-up in two to three years.'
'I do just enough so that people will think I'm capable of great things.'
'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'
'You've got to EXPECT some faults with a guy that was as easy to land as I was.'
'Go out there and carry an olive branch, son, but don't expect too much.'
'They raised the bar.'
'If at first you don't succeed, expect a lot of criticism.'
'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'
'We have to be patient with him. He's on the Daddy-track.'
"It's been almost 48 hours...why haven't you done anything...?!"
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'Ma, it's sprinkling rain! You don't expect me to go to school through all those puddles, do you?'
'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'