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"You've just proven that your job doesn't exist."
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academic, academics, academia, job, jobs, existence, scientific proof, scientific proofs, scientist, scientists, intellectual, intellectuals, formula, formulas, equation, equations, lab, labs, genius, geniuses, expendable, dispensable, proof, proofs"You'll be a perfect addition to our expendable workforce."
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business, businesses, company, companies, corporate, corporation, corporations, management, manager, managers, executive, executives, hierarchy, employee, employees, worker, workers, expendable, unimportant, replaceable, disposable, not important, lowly, low, low man on the totem pole, office life, office, offices, position, positions, rank, ranks, perfect addition, perfect additions, hiring, hire, hired, new worker, new employee, new workers, new employees, recruit, recruiter, recruiters, recruitment, hr, human resources, h.r."Get some of the firm's other deadwood and form a carolling group."
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deadwood, useless, unproductive, lazy, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, employee, employees, employer, employers, expendable, christmas, celebrate, celebration, celebrations, carol, caroller, carollers, carolling, christmas carols, carolsRecycling Elevators
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lift, lifts, elevator, elevators, office building, office buildings, office worker, office workers, recycle, recycling, reuse, reusing, environmentally friendly, green issues, environmentalist, energy efficiency, business man, business woman, business men, business women, business people, business person, businessman, businessmen, businesswoman, businesswomen, businessperson, monotony, monotonous, rat race, the rat race, drudge, drudgery, expendable, working hours, over worked, workaholic, workaholic, workaholism, environmental issues, capitalist, capitalists, capitalismWelcome to the Zoo.
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zoo, zoos, animal, animals, endangered species, expendable, expendables, rare, rarer, rarest, uncommon, unusual, sparse, few, exhibition, exhibitions, sanctuary, sanctuaries, classify, classifies, classifying, classified, endangered, endangering, extinct, extinction"If you have any problem at all, don't hesitate to shut up."
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modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchy, office hierarchies, shut up, shutting up, executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, subordinate, subordination, expendable, unfair, new job, new jobs, union, unions, workers union, workers union, workers' union, workers' unions'Your absence is as expendable as your appendix, Merryweather!'
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appendix, appendicitis, ill, sick, sickness, time off, sickie, sickies, hospital, worker, workers, working, illness, absence, sick leave, work, expendable, expendable worker, expendable workers, absent, manager, workers, jobs, sickness, operations, workplace"Jacobs in expendable personnel wants to see you."
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outsource, outsourcing, outsourced, personnel, hr, human resources, job candidate, job candidates, lay off, lay offs, lay-off, lay-offs, layoff, layoffs, termination, terminations, job security, expendable, employee, employees, fire, fires, fired, firing, sack, sacks, sacked, sacking'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'
Puppet Boxing Match
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referee, puppeteer, puppeteers, brawn, boxing, boxers, boxer, referees, boxing match, boxing matches, matches, match, puppets, puppet, expendable"At least he was expendable!"
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burial, burials, expendable, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, grave, graves, mourner, mourners, mourning, grief, griever, grievers, grieving, death, deaths, loss, funeral ceremony, funeral ceremonies, funeral, funerals"Simpson, before you go - remind me again where you keep the paperclips. . .?"
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paperclips, paperclip, office stationery, office, cruel, unfeeling, management, supervisor, worker, drudge, pecking order, business, businessman, cut-throat, staff, staffer, expendable, surplus, bullying, harassment, office politics, suicidal, death wish, death wishes, depression, depressed, mental health, mental state, mental illness, jumper, jumpers, jumping