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'I wonder if you could shed some light on this department's high 'miscellaneous expenditure' total?'
'How could anyone think that their firm was going to just pay out for all their expenses? Where do you get an idea like that?
'If there's one lesson we have to learn from top magic circle firms it's that to survive we have to cut out waste...I'll see if we can block book the Hotel du Louvre again or failing that the Georges Cinq.'
'What's their problem...why don't they just cut back a bit on expenses...fly business for a few weeks, trim the partner conference?'
"Money will be no object when it comes to lowering our expenses."
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'Promise you won't laugh if I tell you how I lost a hundred thousand dollars of company money?'
"This is an imaginative expenses claim. I wish we could use those skills of yours in the business."
"Yes, the biggest goose you can find - take it to the Cratchet's! And get a receipt - it's a legitimate business expense!"
"Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you."
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"What do you mean, you want more per diem? You can get a burger or 2 tacos for 99 cents!"
"Step in here Kimble, I'd like a word with you about your expense account."
How to write your golf game off as a business expense.
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'We replaced your expense account with this wonderful motivational poster.'
'Thank you for you car expense claim . . .why are you wearing bicycle clips?'
"Expenses are KILLING us. . . get someone in to bite my fingernails!"
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