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'The two groups can't agree on the best route to the cheese, so Dr. Lazarus will introduce another variable to break the impasse.'
"Always the last place you look!"
"We blew a fuse."
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Rats carrying lunchboxes enter a research lab as employees.
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"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."
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"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"
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'But that wasn't a beaker of acid! That was a cup of coffee from the cafeteria!'
Santa's Early Years of Research and Development...
"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."
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"We'll be performing the operation using original instruments."
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"Congratulations! You've just created life in a test tube."
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Mr, Gilford had a knack for making high school physics fun,
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"Can I call you back? We're in the middle of transitioning from tree-frog allergies to bioterrorism."
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"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."
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"Now that's she mastered martinis, let's move on to daquiris."
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"You can't keep running in here demanding date every five years!"
Ornithological studies performed by Dr. Worthington proved definitively that 4 out of 5 birds prefer apples to windows.
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"This one here always grosses me out."
"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."
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'We close at six.'
"I trust him - he has a science background."
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'And they said we couldn't create meat in a test tube.'
"The resolution is superb, but I can't stand having to wait through all the ads first."
"The atoms are burned on the outside but still ice-cold in the middle."
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