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"Can I call you back? We're in the middle of transitioning from tree-frog allergies to bioterrorism."
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"Now that's she mastered martinis, let's move on to daquiris."
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"This one here always grosses me out."
"The government doesn't understand me."
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The Trouble With Cloning
The First Stairs
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"And it should take no more than fifteen minutes for you to begin experiencing the first pleasant symptoms of arousal."
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"If anyone asks, I was trying to do this."
'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'
"That's been done before."
"So! How is everybody today?"
'I'm on the verge of a major breakthrough, but I'm also at that point where chemistry leaves off and physics begins, so I'll have to drop the whole thing.'
"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."
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'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'
Inexact Science Lab
'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'
'Pharmaceutical update: 'They got me producing antibiotics for cattle.' - 'That figures - I'm producing them for sheep.'
"Look on the bright side, at least you've discovered the cure for baldness."
"Gotta go. I've taken in all the carcinogen exposure I can for one day."
"We're in our lab coats. Now what?"
"Be tough. Never let them hear you squeak."
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'Being the first to experiment with the latest technology has its drawbacks.'
Thank you for not asking how my experiment is coming along.
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'And this is the control group which we keep on 200cl of decaf latte.'