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"If anyone asks, I was trying to do this."
'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'
'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'
'Pharmaceutical update: 'They got me producing antibiotics for cattle.' - 'That figures - I'm producing them for sheep.'
Thank you for not asking how my experiment is coming along.
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'And this is the control group which we keep on 200cl of decaf latte.'
'Harold and I have been working on it for two years... It's a travel pillow that's the same size as a normal pillow.'
"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"
Before cookies became the norm, some Chinese restaurants experimented with 'Fortune Kung Pao Borccolis'.
"We don't care about him, but those social media experiments have got to stop!"
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"Your giant virus experiment is a success."
'If that's the way he feels about chemistry, there's no harm done.'
"The truth is in there somewhere."
'Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them.'
'Eventually I hope to get drunk on beer I haven't drunk yet.'
"Says here lawyers are next 'cause their DNA's the same."
'This doesn't bother us at all. We have no-fault experiment insurance.'
'Or we can go with trial-and-error.'
'After years of being a mad scientist I got this urge to be around cows!'
"To return to normal height professor, we simply: 1. Switch on The Nano-Ray. 2. Find the Plug; 3. Insert it..."
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'Apparently Craig Venter conducted his 'artificial wife' experiments in this house.'
'Bow wow? Did I transplant your brain, too?'
'I'm still experimenting with my moral orientation.'
'I like how the band are not afraid to experiment.'