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'The two groups can't agree on the best route to the cheese, so Dr. Lazarus will introduce another variable to break the impasse.'
"We've decided to experiment. I'll stay home more, and Victor's going to look for a job."
"Now that's she mastered martinis, let's move on to daquiris."
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Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did
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'We've tried various forms of discipline, and we find that radio control works best.'
'We ran a full DNA test, STR and Mitochondrial analysis... and Bob here 'Googled' it just to make sure.'
'Better than changing lead into gold, I've transmitted dihydreic alcohol and terephalic acid into polyester.'
'I'm on the verge of a major breakthrough, but I'm also at that point where chemistry leaves off and physics begins, so I'll have to drop the whole thing.'
'Well, it is the complete works of Shakespeare all right, however this pig is claiming he wrote it.'
Familiarity tries, unsuccessfully, to breed contempt in the lab.
Under strict laboratory conditions, research concludes,that in spite of being watched, pots do eventually boil.
Testing to Determine if Laughter is the Best Medicine.
'Don't tell me this nonsense doesn't violate the code of bioethics.'
'Pharmaceutical update: 'They got me producing antibiotics for cattle.' - 'That figures - I'm producing them for sheep.'
"We're in our lab coats. Now what?"
Psychologists carefully noted the pets' response to the broken water dish.
"I'm experimenting with an arrow that dramatically lowers expectations."
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'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'
'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'
Before cookies became the norm, some Chinese restaurants experimented with 'Fortune Kung Pao Borccolis'.
'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'
'I feel much better. I think the cheese treatments must be working.'
'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'
'This experiment is to discover how mice adjust to living in cages.'