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"Don't mind me, folks. I'm just here to check the sprinkler system."
"If only we could get this to work on men's heads."
'3.45 pm: ignoring its squeals of protest, I have injected the lab rat with the growth hormone drug.'
'Then, as you can see, we give them some multiple choice tests.'
In spite of the protests from animal rights groups, doctor Clemens continues his experiments on static electricity.
"I thought about escaping too, but I can't give up the constant attention."
'I know this place like the hand of my back.'
Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.
'Laboratory tests on me? I think not!'
'I know I told you this wouldn't hurt, but, if it does, raise your trunk or something.'
'I think she keeps me around just to test her cosmetics!'
'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'
'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'
'I'll sell him to the animal experimental lab. With the money, I can buy a Nintendogs game.'
'Hey! This is the nonsmoking cage.'