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"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"
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Pittsburgh Cream Cheese
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"Hon, could you check the expiration date on the Cheez Whiz?"
'Got to rush... It's my sell-by date!'
'Relax. I've come for your high yield 30 year Treasury bonds. They're about to expire.'
Clickbait Dairy: What happens to this milk after 14 days will shock you.
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'Unfortunately, we're approaching the expiration date on our quick-fix solutions.'
"I'm sorry, sir, but your cash is expired."
'Best eaten before June and everyone's gone to bed.'
"Apparently you had a reaction to eating the food after the expiration date."
"This personal lubricant has an expiration date of 2025 - just saying."
'It's a Twinkie and the expiration date is still good!'
"We're planning a very long shelf life together."
Coupon Funerals: 'Let us remember his life, not his expiration date. Dor we know our Saver will redeem him.'
How the grim reaper entertains himself when business is slow.
Tags:prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, practical joke, practical jokes, joker, jokers, joke, jokes, joking, sense of humour, sense of humor, grim, grims, grim reaper, grim reapers, thanatos, angel of death, slow day, slow days, expiry date, expiry dates, expiration date, expiration dates, grocery shop, grocery shops, grocery store, grocery stores
"Oh...Password expired...whew! At first I thought it was me."
Expired Parking Meter
Tags:parking meter, parking meters, parking metre, parking metres, parking ticket, parking tickets, car park, car parks, parking lot, parking lots, ticket machine, ticket machines, coffin, coffins, mourner, mourners, griever, grievers, grief, expired, expiry date, expiry dates, expiration date, expiration dates
'I had no idea sticky-notes had expiration dates.'
"Guess who expires next..."
'Yeacch! Did you check the expiration date on this thing?'
'I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you're not expected to last much longer after your expiration date.'
'I wanted a tattoo that makes me look inedible.'
'The bad news is you've lived well beyond your expiration date.'
"You have an inordinately long shelf life, for a cupcake."
'An expiration date? Gee, all these years, I thought it was just a bunch of freckles!'