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A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.
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'Could it be under another name?'
'Be nice - invite them to our Thanksgiving feast, then remind them their visas will expire...'
"I'm sure it was just an oversight, sir, but your subscription to 'Time' has lapsed."
'What do you mean, our marriage license has expired?'
'I think he would have wanted it that way.'
"Dear old Havemeyer—he died in the saddle."
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"Once. How many times did you go before your gym membership expired?"
'The bad news is you've lived well beyond your expiration date.'
"Check the exipration date. Make sure it hasn't gone bad."
'Now, this is critical: Here we see the patient's wallet, and a closer look reveals an expired insurance card.'
"That's a coincidence - his hospital parking ticket has just expired, too!"
"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"
'Mind if I check the expiration date on that milk?'
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'This coupon has expired, sir, and so have you.'
'And don't forget. That credit card will expire at midnight.'
'His flea collar is about to expire.'
'When his contract expires, we'll be able to get him in a cheaper, generic version.'
'I think I've found your expiration date.'
'Expired coupons - still trying to redeem themselves.'
'Unfortunately it has a short expiration date.'
'Your TV is programmed to expire in thirteen months. Do you want to opt for the extended warranty?'
Cows in heaven
'Oh, and He doesn't think the New Yorker cartoons are funny.'