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"I've always thought it was eerie. He expired the same day as his Visa card."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, widow, widows, death, dead, expired, credit card, credit cards, bank card, bank cards, charge card, charge cards, debit card, debit cards, plastic money, shopping, shopper, shoppers, avid shopper, avid shoppers, consumerism, eerie, creepy, scary, spooky, bizarre, coincidence, coincidences, fate
'Be nice - invite them to our Thanksgiving feast, then remind them their visas will expire...'
"I'm sure it was just an oversight, sir, but your subscription to 'Time' has lapsed."
'What do you mean, our marriage license has expired?'
Expired Parking Meter
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"Oh...Password expired...whew! At first I thought it was me."
"No, it's my husband that's expired. Is his credit card still good?"
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'The bad news is you've lived well beyond your expiration date.'
"Once. How many times did you go before your gym membership expired?"
"Check the exipration date. Make sure it hasn't gone bad."
'Well, we finally figured out what the problem is...your warranty expired.'
"Sorry, I don't date older men."
Tags:sell by date, sell-buy-date, sell by dates, sell-by-dates, breakfast, breakfasts, older men, older man, date, dates, box, boxes, cereal, cereal box, cereal boxes, pubs, pub, bars, bar, old, older, pickups, pick-up, pick-ups, chatting up, chat up, chat ups, pickup, relationships, relationship, expired, expiration date
Enter Exit - Circle of Life.
'Now, this is critical: Here we see the patient's wallet, and a closer look reveals an expired insurance card.'
"Are you aware that your flood insurance policy has lapsed?"
'Your guarantee's expired.'
'This first coupon is worth $5.00 The other one expired in 1987.'
'Mind if I check the expiration date on that milk?'
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'This coupon has expired, sir, and so have you.'
'When his contract expires, we'll be able to get him in a cheaper, generic version.'
Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.
Food that were good for you.
"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."
Tags:baldo, slob, slobs, sloppy, mess, messes, messy room, messy rooms, banana, bananas, gone off, expired, produce, teen, teens, teenager, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, moldy, mold, room, rooms, bedroom, bedrooms, unkempt, disaster zone, disaster zones, biohazard, biohazards, bio-hazard, bio-hazards, rotten
'Unfortunately it has a short expiration date.'