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"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"
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Pittsburgh Cream Cheese
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Clickbait Dairy: What happens to this milk after 14 days will shock you.
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'Unfortunately we're approaching the expiration dates on most of our quick-fix solutions.'
'Ever wonder if the shelf life date stamped on your side is a typo?'
"We're planning a very long shelf life together."
"Check the exipration date. Make sure it hasn't gone bad."
"These drugs are nearing their expiry dates - gotta use 'em up!"
"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"
'Mind if I check the expiration date on that milk?'
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"A woodworm? Shirley-Sue, you again forgot to check the best-before date!"
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"Wow, I can smell something far beyond the expiration date!"
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'And don't forget. That credit card will expire at midnight.'
'His flea collar is about to expire.'
Best used before 40 years.
'Unfortunately it has a short expiration date.'
"That style dates you terribly !"
I can't chair this two hour meeting. My delegated authority expires in 45 minutes.
'I think it's past its sell-by date.'
Marriage license: 'What's the expiration date?'
'I think it's passed its sell-by date.'
I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.
'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'
'I would have gladly taken him walkies but my credit card has expired.'
"Got anything that will expire before I do?"