Expiry Date Cartoons and Comics

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

R.I.P. Ted Jones, Dairy Farmer, Best before date Oct. 7, 1987

'Got to rush... It's my sell-by date!'

'Relax. I've come for your high yield 30 year Treasury bonds. They're about to expire.'

'Unfortunately, we're approaching the expiration date on our quick-fix solutions.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but your cash is expired."

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

'It's a Twinkie and the expiration date is still good!'

'What do you mean, our marriage license has expired?'

Coupon Funerals: 'Let us remember his life, not his expiration date. Dor we know our Saver will redeem him.'

How the grim reaper entertains himself when business is slow.

"Oh...Password expired...whew! At first I thought it was me."

Expired Parking Meter

Old Spice

"At least he went quick. Although not quick enough, I'm afraid. This discount coupon expired last month."

"Guess who expires next..."

'Yeacch! Did you check the expiration date on this thing?'

'I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you're not expected to last much longer after your expiration date.'

'I wanted a tattoo that makes me look inedible.'

"No, it's my husband that's expired. Is his credit card still good?"

'The bad news is you've lived well beyond your expiration date.'

"You have an inordinately long shelf life, for a cupcake."

'An expiration date? Gee, all these years, I thought it was just a bunch of freckles!'

'Check the expiration date on those beans, They always put the oldest cans on the top,'

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."