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'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'
'Relax. I've come for your high yield 30 year Treasury bonds. They're about to expire.'
'Unfortunately, we're approaching the expiration date on our quick-fix solutions.'
Coupon Funerals: 'Let us remember his life, not his expiration date. Dor we know our Saver will redeem him.'
How the grim reaper entertains himself when business is slow.
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parking meter, parking meters, parking metre, parking metres, parking ticket, parking tickets, car park, car parks, parking lot, parking lots, ticket machine, ticket machines, coffin, coffins, mourner, mourners, griever, grievers, grief, expired, expiry date, expiry dates, expiration date, expiration dates"At least he went quick. Although not quick enough, I'm afraid. This discount coupon expired last month."
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"No, it's my husband that's expired. Is his credit card still good?"
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death, dead, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, dead husband, dead husbands, widow, widows, mourning, mourner, mourners, grieving, bereaved, expired, expiry date, expiry dates, money, credit card, credit cards, shopping, shopper, shoppers, woman, women, stereotype, stereotypes, black humor, black humour, dark humour, dark humor, consumerism, retail'An expiration date? Gee, all these years, I thought it was just a bunch of freckles!'
'Check the expiration date on those beans, They always put the oldest cans on the top,'