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"Do all dance battles end like that?"
Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.
'Cut down your own tree $40' or 'Blast out your own tree $50'
Tags:tree, trees, cut, cutting, cutter, cutters, cuts, lumberjack, lumberjacks, blow up, blowing up, blows up, explode, exploding, exploded, explodes, blast, blasted, sell, seller, sellers, selling, sold, clever, unique, customer service, customer services, sale, sales, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Dad, I'm sure you're probably ticked about this, but when I tell you what happened, I'm sure you'll agree it's been a great learning experience for me,'
Tags:house, houses, home, homes, destroy, destroyed, destroyer, destroyers, explode, exploded, explosion, explosions, dad, dads, father, fathers, mum, mums, mom, moms, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, experience, experiences, learn, learns, learning, learner, learners, close to home
'I've told you a hundred times! NEVER PUT METAL IN THE MICROWAVE!'
'...Never wear the same pair of socks 10 days in a row.'
Tags:locker room, locker rooms, chemical reaction, chemical reactions, sock, socks, smell, smells, smelling, smelly, spontaneous combustion, combustion, explode, explodes, exploding, exploded, combine, combines, combination, combinations, wear, wears, wearing wore, foot, feet, odour, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'I always said those implants were dangerous.'
An angry barbecue.
'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'
'We may see some records broken today.'
In an undisclosed location in the American southwest, the Pentagon tests it's new generation of popcornbomb.
'You know it's true what they say, Larry: Hell hath no fury like a potato scorned.'
"Okay sure, you just discovered us and your capsule didn't explode."
'Heehee, that tickles!'
'Oh jeez, I gotta be the single unluckiest guy in the entire world.'
'The last thing he said was 'I'm going to go look up the work 'Dictionary' in the dictionary,' and then the universe kind of collapsed around him,'
'And me fresh out of xanax.'
"Well....THAT�S never happened before"
'Remember, what happens in the basement stays in the basement!'
'The contest to see who could throw the hardest escalated until they both burst into flames. Now my freshly manicured infield is ruined, thank you very much.'
Tags:contest, contests, competition, competitions, throw, throws, throwing, thrower, throwers, pitch, pitches, pitching, pitched, pitcher, pitchers, baseball, ball, ruin, ruins, ruined, damage, damages, damaged, spontaneous combustion, explode, explodes, exploded, over the top, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'I never should have put that political fact checker app on my phone.'
'I said just blow the bloody doors off.'
Even higher explosives.
'L.A. or Bust.'