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"Do all dance battles end like that?"
Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.
'Cut down your own tree $40' or 'Blast out your own tree $50'
Tags:tree, trees, cut, cutting, cutter, cutters, cuts, lumberjack, lumberjacks, blow up, blowing up, blows up, explode, exploding, exploded, explodes, blast, blasted, sell, seller, sellers, selling, sold, clever, unique, customer service, customer services, sale, sales, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Military Solution to Last Week's Puzzle
Tags:military, violence, puzzle, crossword puzzle, crossword puzzles, puzzles, crossword, crosswords, problem, problems, solution, solutions, military solution, military solutions, difficult problem, difficult problems, tough problem, tough problems, blow up, blows up, blowing up, explode, explodes, exploding, explosion, explosions, mankoff
Tags:nuclear war, nuclear wars, mushroom cloud, mushroom clouds, bomb, bombs, bombing, bombing campaign, bombing campaigns, bomber, bombers, fourth of july, 4th of july, fireworks, explosion, explosions, explode, explodes, exploding, world war 3, world war iii, ww3, wwiii, understatement, udnerstatements
'...Never wear the same pair of socks 10 days in a row.'
Tags:locker room, locker rooms, chemical reaction, chemical reactions, sock, socks, smell, smells, smelling, smelly, spontaneous combustion, combustion, explode, explodes, exploding, exploded, combine, combines, combination, combinations, wear, wears, wearing wore, foot, feet, odour, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
World pushing '7 billion' pram.
"It's happened, Marge. Howard has the bomb."
Tags:husband, husbands, wife, wives, unhappy, marriage, marriages, marriage issue, marriage issues, bomb, bombs, statement, statements, secure, secures, secured, build, builds, building, built, phone, phones, call, calls, calling, concern, concerned, scare, scared, scary, happen, happens, happening, explode, explodes, exploding
"How much longer before you act?"
Tags:shack, shacks, desert, deserts, sit, sits, sitting, chill, chills, chilling, barrel, barrels, dynamite, fuse, fuses, bomb, bombs, explode, explodes, exploding, explosion, explosions, sit, sits, sitting, wait, waits, waiting, lazy, unbothered, long, longer, long time, dog, dogs, run, runs, running, responsibility
Caution. Father could explode at any moment!
Tags:report card, report cards, grade, grades, bad grade, bad grades, elementary school, elementary schools, bad marks, anger, angers, angry, father, fathers, dad, dads, caution, cautions, caution sign, caution signs, warning sign, warning signs, explode, explodes, exploding, bad student, bad students, son, sons
"The tooth has to come out anyway, no reason why we can't have a little fun."
"Oh, now you tell me!"
Construction Delays Ahead.
'It's your wife, she wants you to pick up some milk on your way home.'
An angry barbecue.
'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'
To remove cap: Attach explosive chare beneath lip of lid. Insert detonating wires into charge...
'Dude, get the boat out, I just got the rest of the afternoon off!'
'We may see some records broken today.'
Tags:covid-19, covid 19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, coronavirus pandemic, covid-19 pandemic, covid 19 pandemic, public health crisis, global health crisis, coronavirus cure, coronavirus cures, trump covid-19 cure, hydroxychloroquine, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, mentos, mentos and coke, explosion, explode, explodes, eruption
'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'
Natural Gas for the EU.
'Michael was very well behaved today...well, until he found the matches that is.'