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Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.
'Cut down your own tree $40' or 'Blast out your own tree $50'
Tags:tree, trees, cut, cutting, cutter, cutters, cuts, lumberjack, lumberjacks, blow up, blowing up, blows up, explode, exploding, exploded, explodes, blast, blasted, sell, seller, sellers, selling, sold, clever, unique, customer service, customer services, sale, sales, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I've told you a hundred times! NEVER PUT METAL IN THE MICROWAVE!'
Military Solution to Last Week's Puzzle
Tags:military, violence, puzzle, crossword puzzle, crossword puzzles, puzzles, crossword, crosswords, problem, problems, solution, solutions, military solution, military solutions, difficult problem, difficult problems, tough problem, tough problems, blow up, blows up, blowing up, explode, explodes, exploding, explosion, explosions, mankoff
"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."
Tags:nuclear war, nuclear wars, mushroom cloud, mushroom clouds, bomb, bombs, bombing, bombing campaign, bombing campaigns, bomber, bombers, fourth of july, 4th of july, fireworks, explosion, explosions, explode, explodes, exploding, world war 3, world war iii, ww3, wwiii, understatement, udnerstatements
"That, of course, is the military solution."
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, math, maths, mathematics, arithmetic, math problem, math problems, solving, solution, solutions, answer, answers, military, military solution, general, generals, bombing, explosion, explosions, bomb, bombs, exploding, blowing up, weapon, weapons, army, navy, marines, air force, future, future career, future job, from the mouths of babes, kid, kids, child, children
'...Never wear the same pair of socks 10 days in a row.'
Tags:locker room, locker rooms, chemical reaction, chemical reactions, sock, socks, smell, smells, smelling, smelly, spontaneous combustion, combustion, explode, explodes, exploding, exploded, combine, combines, combination, combinations, wear, wears, wearing wore, foot, feet, odour, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
BIG BANG COMIX
Tags:science, scientific, astronomy, physics, big bang, big bang theory, theory, theories, universe, space, outer space, nothing, empty, blank, emptiness, explosion, explosions, exploding, planet, planets, star, stars, solar system, evolution, cosmic, origin, origins, origin story, origin stories, comic, comics, comic strip, comic strips, creation, scientist, scientists, physicist, physicists
"Your tomato surprise, sir."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, special, specials, tomato surprise, surprise, surprises, explode, exploding, explosion, explosions, mess, messy, bad service, bad customer service, bad surprise, bad surprises, memorable meal, memorable meals
"The tooth has to come out anyway, no reason why we can't have a little fun."
Caution. Father could explode at any moment!
Tags:report card, report cards, grade, grades, bad grade, bad grades, elementary school, elementary schools, bad marks, anger, angers, angry, father, fathers, dad, dads, caution, cautions, caution sign, caution signs, warning sign, warning signs, explode, explodes, exploding, bad student, bad students, son, sons
'It's your wife, she wants you to pick up some milk on your way home.'
'Och! Cut the red wire. What's the worst that can happen?'
'Burnout' (head exploded).
'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'
'Dude, get the boat out, I just got the rest of the afternoon off!'
'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'
'Next time I cut the red wire...'
The Evening News with Earl and Edna: 'Apparently the new thing we're supposed to be terrified about is explosive underwear...And I already regret saying that out loud.'
"What do we do about the exploding batteries in our e-cigarettes?"
Tags:e-cig, e-cigs, e-cigarette, e-cigarettes, explode, explodes, exploding, explosion, explosions, blow up, blows up, blowing up, feature, features, bug, bugs, make lemonade, making lemonade, promote, promotes, promoting, promotion, advertise, advertisement, advertisements, market, markets, marketing department, marketing departments, battery, batteries
"I know sales of our new phone are good, but let's not say, 'sales are exploding'"
Trump's head lifts off