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'Just mash them the old-fashioned way, Doris.'
"Incidentally, I'm ordering all this fertilizer for peaceful purposes."
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Guests Bring a Bomb to Dinner
"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"
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'A little higher Dinkleman.'
"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
Tags:airport, airports, airport security, security, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, safety, bomb, bombs, sniffer dog, sniffer dogs, security dog, security dogs, bomb dog, bomb dogs, luggage, baggage, border control, customs, officer, officers, screening officer, screening officers, screening, security screening, scan, scanning, scanner, protect, protection, dog handler, dog handlers, explosive, explosives, ineffective, useless, incompetent, air travel, transportation, flying, tsa, tsa agent, agent, tsa officer, transportation security officer, transportation security administration, homeland security, department of homeland security, screening equipment, bomb detection, canine, canines, terror, terrorism
A soldier fills a mortar with champagne
"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."
'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'
"I don't like this―he's left off huffing and puffing!"
Tags:the three little pigs, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, fable, fables, folktale, folktales, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pig, pigs, wolf, wolves, big bad wolf, house, houses, home, homes, brick, bricks, brick house, brick houses, huff, puff, huffing, puffing, blow, blowing, dynamite, explosive, explosives, nitroglycerine, nitroglycerin, tnt, t.n.t., blow up, blowing up, explode, hiding, suspicious, plan, plans, planning, plot, plots, plotting, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, property, properties, real estate
'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'
'A tough one, I'm afraid.'
Tortoise and his Little Chemist Set
'I don't have my glasses on: What does it say?'
'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'
"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."
Tags:coach, coaching, sport, sports, sporting events, athletics, press conference, team, team roster, manager, news, media, press, conference, coaches, coaching style, interview, interviews, radical, start afresh, new start, fresh start, game plan, gameplan, decision, team, team sports, squad, kill, explosive, explosives, new coach, trainer, game, unexpected
'Now THAT'S what I call a useful app.'
Man on a mime calls for rescue
Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.
'Och! Cut the red wire. What's the worst that can happen?'
'It's your wife, she wants you to pick up some milk on your way home.'
Sailor and mine
To remove cap: Attach explosive chare beneath lip of lid. Insert detonating wires into charge...