Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'
Preparing for the Apocalypse Line
Gourmet Deli - Express Check-Out: $1000 or less.
"I know you only have seven items, but you're just not the 'express lane' type."
Tags:express lane, express lanes, express queue, express queues, express line, express lines, checkout, checkouts, check out, check outs, check-out, check-outs, till, tills, supermarket, supermarkets, queue, queues, line, lines, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery shopper, grocery shoppers, type, types, item, items
Santa: 8 Items or less
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, saint nick, saint nicholas, st nick, st nicholas, st. nick, st. nicholas, festive period, express line, express lines, express lane, express lanes, christmas list, xmas list, wish list, wish lists, present, presents, christmas, xmas, xmases, christmases, festive period, festive season, greed, consumer society, consumer, consumers, consumerism
'Which eight do you want?'
Express Lane Ten Items Or Less Or A $5 Surcharge.
Tags:express lane, express lanes, express queue, express queues, express line, express lines, checkout, checkouts, check out, check outs, check-out, check-outs, supermarket, supermarkets, queue, queues, line, lines, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery shopper, grocery shoppers, surcharge, surcharges, fine, fines
Congratulations, Coupon Lady. You saved $15 and earned the wrath of everyone stuck behind you.
'Not the most censurable thing you've every done, but I wouldn't brag about it.'
'Sorry, there are more than eight frozen peas in here.'
Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.
'Express Line, Ten sins or less'
'You've got 11 items in there.' - 'I know. But yesterday I only had nine.'
Express Line, 10 Symptoms or Less.
''May you have 10 items or less and your coupons be current as you travel the Express Lane of life.' Old supermarket blessing.'
Loan company has express lane for transactions of $900 or less.
Delivery express man stands in Express line in store.
'This is the express lane. You're limited to 9 coupons.'
Express Confessional: Six Sins or Less
"Here's a coupon for you...it's for a text book on simple addition."
Tags:groceries, grocery store, food store, express lanes, express line, express lines, additions, mathematics, mathematician, mathematicians, mathematical skills, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, market, check out line, express lane, addition, shopping manners, rude, math, checkout, checkouts, check out, check outs, check-out, check-outs, coupon, coupons, customer service, customer services, customer satisfaction