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Preparing for the Apocalypse Line
Gourmet Deli - Express Check-Out: $1000 or less.
"I know you only have seven items, but you're just not the 'express lane' type."
Santa: 8 Items or less
'Which eight do you want?'
Express Lane Ten Items Or Less Or A $5 Surcharge.
'Not the most censurable thing you've every done, but I wouldn't brag about it.'
'Sorry, there are more than eight frozen peas in here.'
Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.
'Express Line, Ten sins or less'
'You've got 11 items in there.' - 'I know. But yesterday I only had nine.'
Express Line, 10 Symptoms or Less.
''May you have 10 items or less and your coupons be current as you travel the Express Lane of life.' Old supermarket blessing.'
Delivery express man stands in Express line in store.
'This is the express lane. You're limited to 9 coupons.'
"I think they may have speeded up the checkout lines a bit too much!"
Express Confessional: Six Sins or Less
"Here's a coupon for you...it's for a text book on simple addition."