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Expulsion with Goody Bags
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The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Graduation Day
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The day the salad got tossed
"I was expelled from reform school."
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"Well, in my professional opinion you should advocate for a two day suspension. Long enough for Mrs. Banks to cool down the commotion, but not long enough to get on your parents nerves at home."
'There's a meeting at school tonight, Dad. The superintendent, the principal, the school board, and you.'
'Once the decision to expel a pupil has been made, the Administration moves quickly.'
"His imaginary playmate got expelled."
'What? It's not my fault you're banned from class and it's definitely not my fault that Mrs. Banks is celebrating it.'
'Listen kid, I'm sorry to hear that you're banned from class, but if you're going to hang out with me all day, you're gonna have make yourself more useful.'
'How the devil got all the best tunes.'
'Expelled! Does that mean I get to have my apple back, Sir?'
'I've been expelled for bad behavior...'
'It wasn't the Principal - I was expelled by the STUDENT COUNCIL!'
'You could be expelled!' - 'And your Job could be eliminated.'
'Does this mean I can go shopping while you work?'
God red cards Adam and Eve.
'I bet you can't guess what those Libyan diplomats and I have in common.'
'That's a lie. I wasn't expelled - I resigned . . .'
Bumper sticker redas: My wife was expelled from ACE driving school.
"I reckon your schoolgirl complexion is due for expulsion any day now!"
"I'm not sure I've explored all my marriage options!"
"Have you been expelled again?"
'No, I haven't been sent home early...I've been sent home permanently!'