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A man walks through the desert on a landline.
My brand-new electric car allows me to travel freely to almost all four corners of the living room.
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"A two hundred thousand foot extension cord? You're still not grasping this hybrid car idea, are you, Mr. Higgins?"
"If only we had extension cords, we could comfort each other."
"Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be coming through with a beverage service, but only about ten feet worth, unless someone has an extension cord."
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'Bet you were beginning to think I'd never leave home.'
'Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be coming through with a beverage service, but only about ten feet worth, unless someone has an extension cord.'
Wrong end of extension cord.
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'I don't think we should plug it in.'
Big outlet, small extension cord.
Pan Extension Chord
'What's the range of our electric car? It all depends on the length of our extension cord.'
Wrong end of extension cord brought to electrical outlet.
'Looks like we'll need an extension cord for our first witness, sir.'
'I need it for my electric blanket.'
Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the microwave.
'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'
'The electric knife cost $29.95 but the extension cord cost $85.00.'
"The bad thing about putting a super-powered car speaker system on your bike...is the length of the extension cord."