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'You're charging me for TWO seats; an extra fee for my trunk, and now you've stopped giving out peanuts!...and you call yourself a JUMBO jet.'
"... and after depositing $10, a mask like this will drop from the dispenser..."
Tags:flying, air travel, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, budget airline, budget airlines, extra charges, hidden charges, hidden charge, extra charge, safety demonstration, safety demonstrations, oxygen mask, oxygen masks, flight attendant, flight attendants, air steward, air stewards, air stewardess
"She's got what we call a sock on the antenna! Afraid I'll have to take her down to the shop!"
Tags:repair, repairs, repairman, repairmen, overcharge, overcharges, overcharging, tv antenna, aerial, aerial signal, aerial signals, rabbit ears, antennas, dramatic, overly dramatic, charge, charges, extra charge, extra charges, maintenance, maintenance man, maintenance men, scam, scams, scam artist, scam artists, cost, costs, fee, fees
"They now charge a fee to collect the fees."
'For kicking our salesman down the stairs, we take 10 euros extra charge, sir!'
'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'
Tags:travel agent, travel agents, travel agency, aircraft, aircrafts, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, airplane ticket, airplane tickets, aeroplane ticket, aeroplane tickets, budget airline, budget airlines, budget, budgets, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, economize, extra charge, hidden charge, hidden charges, extra charges
'Sure, we can weaken it and water it down for you... for an extra charge.'
"The charges are correct, sir. The airline now charges for emotional baggage as well."
'That's $27.50, including the fuel surcharge, carbon tax, noise nuisance and environmental impact fee.'
"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."
Tags:ambiance, candle, candles, charge, extra charge, extra charges, hidden fee, hidden fees, extra cost, extra costs, restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, candle, candles, payment, payments, wait staff, waiting staff, waiter, waiters, maitre d', fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, dine out, dines out, dining out
'There's a fee for each carry-on bag, including your bag of chips.'
"But if you put your foot in your mouth, our rates automatically double."
'The charges are correct, sir. The airline now charges for emotional baggage as well.'
Excess Baggage: Airlines continue to come up with new add-on charges.
Tags:excess baggage, tourist, tourists, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, travel plan, travel plans, baggage charge, baggage charges, hidden cost, hidden costs, hidden fee, hidden fees, add-on, add-ons, add on, add ons, charge, charges, extra charge, extra charges, airline, airlines, airport, airports, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes
"Freefall is free - but if you want a parachute, that'll cost you."
Tags:skydiving, skydiver, skydivers, skydive, skydives, freefall, freefalls, free-fall, free-falls, parachute, parachutes, parachuting, parachuter, parachuters, extreme sport, extreme sports, free fall, free falls, free falling, sky dive, sky dives, sky diving, sky diver, sky divers, extra charge, extra charges, hidden charge, hidden charges
Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines, are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.
'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'
The guard foiled a robbery last week: Every customer will be charged $10 for this.
'Sir, it appears that most of these phone charges are for roaming.'
'Sir, your luggage exceeds the carry-on size limit! It wouldn't be fair to other passengers if I allotted more space for you, now would it?'
Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.
Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.
'Any luggage to check...? Then we'll be charging you a $25 'no bag' fee.'
Excess Baggage: Kenny beats the airlines' hated add-on fee system... for the moment.
"A clean glass will cost a little extra."
Tags:hygiene, unhygienic, hygienic, diner, diners, restaurant inspection, restaurant inspections, restaurant inspector, restaurant inspectors, hygiene standards, hygienic standards, clean glass, clean glasses, cleanliness, extra charge, extra charges, extra fee, extra fees, customer service, customer services