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"The charges are correct, sir. The airline now charges for emotional baggage as well."
'It's $50 for the extra bag, $20 for a reassuring smile and $30 for a ‘have a nice flight.''
"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."
"But if you put your foot in your mouth, our rates automatically double."
Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines, are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.
"We can now pay our water bill online, and for the sheer joy of doing so, they only charge an extra $2 dollars."
'I'm sorry, sir, but there is a 25 surcharge to use the lavatory,'
'Have you read the surcharges list, 1% on sunglasses, 2.5% on suntan lotion, 3% on swimming trucks, no charge on trashy novels under 2oz.'
"To meet the government requirements, I'm passing the extra costs to the consumer and our employees."
'You are leading a double life, that'll be extra.'
'It's going to cost you extra if you want me to be honest with you.'
'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'
Press claim GPs to receive 50 pay rise.
'There will be a little higher charge for double stitching.'