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"All right, Miss Barcher, you can start sending them in one at a time."
"If you are still unhappy with your current allowance compensation, may I once more suggest to you a life of crime."
'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'
"'Dinner'? I'm sorry-- Dinner has been canceled due to budget cuts."
'I hate the way stimulus money never finds its way into kids' allowances.'
'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'
'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'
"Wow, this bill's a lot less than I thought it would be."
"Dude, thanks for hosting the haunted house at your place!"
'I see Charlie's moonlighting again.'
First came Squeegee kids. Now come the Vacuume kids.
'Do you have anything to say before I fire you?' 'Yeah! How about a raise.'
Surplus: Schools. . . Everything Else.