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Nurse, check if Mr Burgess paid for his last filling, or will I have to extract it from him.
'I've broken a tooth.'
We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.
Whenever he did an extraction, Dr. LaClair liked to use his 'tear-awat' arm gag.
Whenever he had patients who needed extractions, Dr. Durmley challenged them to yank out each other's tooth.
"Mr. Johnson, that one good novel you thought you had in you..."
'Our plan is to extract sulphates, bromides, copper, silver and gold from sea water. All we've managed to get so far, however, is salt.'
The doctor is after the money
'£50 for pulling one tooth in about five seconds.' - 'I'll ask him to pull the next one more slowly.'
'This is the worst case of in-grown toenails I've ever seen.'
'I have had only one cavity in the last 10 visits to the dentist.'
'One of my back teeth is giving me terrible pain, can you see it?' - 'You mean the green one?.'
'..A new method of extracting money from purses.'