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Avoiding Dental Expenses
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'Do you extract teeth?'
'Excuse me being so nervous, this is my first extraction.' 'Relax. This is my first extraction too.'
Whenever he did an extraction, Dr. LaClair liked to use his 'tear-awat' arm gag.
Dentist- Tooth pulled $5, Lawyer- Divorce $5, Printer- Fake diplomas $5.
Whenever he had patients who needed extractions, Dr. Durmley challenged them to yank out each other's tooth.
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'Our plan is to extract sulphates, bromides, copper, silver and gold from sea water. All we've managed to get so far, however, is salt.'
'He's a great dentist ... he extracted that painful tooth before extracting my payment information.'
"....And you say this is an emergency tooth extraction?"
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"Williams, you're now eligible for the company dental plan. It's a proactive one-time total extraction event..."
'Just take out the bitter constituents, add some vanilla aroma and before you know it, dog sh*t tastes just like chocolate!'
Tooth Pulling Race
Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.
'This dentist office is equipped with all the latest extraction technology...and that's just our billing department!'
'I've been to the dentist about a wisdom tooth.'
'Which would you prefer, the local or the general?'
'Meet my associates - Killer, Crazy Face and Brains.'
'Now just relax and you'll never notice when that tooth is extracted.'
'Does your tooth still hurt?' - 'I dunno, the dentist kept it.'
'A tough one, I'm afraid.'
'Wow, that was a tough one. Dentist.'