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"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."
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alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, area 52, nevada, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, travelling, traveling, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, gift shop, gift shops, souvenir, souvenirs, souvenir shop, souvenir shops, lost, desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, middle of the desert, exploring, exploration, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories"Harry, I really think you ought to go to the doctor."
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horror, fantasy, sci-fi, science fiction, science-fiction, mutant, mutants, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, strange, weird, unusual, head, heads, alien, aliens, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, shrimp, shrimps, prawn, prawns, sick, sickness, ill, illness, street scene, street scenes, medical, medicine, symptom, symptoms, sign, signs, mutation, mutations"Is that bubble wrap? I love bubble wrap."
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bubble wrap, bubble wrapping, packaging, packaging supplies, thumb, thumbs, alien, aliens, extra-terrestrials, extra-terrestrial, space ship, space ships, cockpit, cockpits, exploration, explore, space exploration, space, space travel, moon, moons, planet, planets, discovery, discoveries, excitement, excite, popping bubblewrap, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials"Goodbye, Mr. Loeffler. And if you decide to write about this, both the 'Star' and the 'National Enquirer' are good possibilities."
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alien, aliens, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, little green man, little green men, space alien, space aliens, martian, martians, abduction, abducted, alien abduction, alien abductions, spaceship, spaceships, alien spaceship, alien spaceships, i want to believe, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, fake news, publishing, newspaper, newspapers, unreliable newspaper, unreliable newspapersMars Rover's wheels stolen.
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space, tire, tires, alien, aliens, martian, martians, extra-terrestrial, extra-terrestrials, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, extra terrestrial, extra terrestrials, cinder block, cinder blocks, theft, thieves, mars, curiosity rover, concrete, planet, planets, robbed, rob, robbing, tyre, tyres, science, scientist, astronomy, probe, probesA clean Earth is an Earth worth invading.
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alien, aliens, martian, martians, extra-terrestrial, extra-terrestrials, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, extra terrestrial, extra terrestrials, protest, protesting, march, marches, marching, marched, protested, demonstration, demonstrations, occupation, picket, pickets, picket line, picket-line, climate change, environmentalism, environment, global warming, climate-change, earth worth protecting, sci-fi, science fiction, sign, signs"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."
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ufo, ufos, ufo spotter, ufo spotters, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, conspiracy theories, ufo sighting, ufo sightings, alien, aliens, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, martian, martian, little green man, little green men, space ship, space ships, spaceship, spaceships, unidentified flying object, weather balloon, weather balloons, mistake, mistakes"It's nothing personal—the way things are going, we just don't need as many abductees."
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redundant, made redundant, redundancy, redundancies, lay off, lay offs, laid off, lay-off, lay-offs, unemployed, unemployment, streamline, streamlining, alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrials, extraterrestrials, alien abduction, alien abductions, recession, financial crash, space ship, spaceship, space ships, space ships, alien spaceship, alien spaceships, office worker, office workers, alien abductee, alien abductees"We're saved! We're saved!"
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ocean, oceans, sea, seas, alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, flying saucers, crash, crashed, ufo, ufos, shark, sharks, shark attack, shark attacks"Thank God―it's the mother ship!"
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alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, creature, creatures, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, mother ship, mother ships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, trash can, trash cans, garbage can, garbage cans, trash bin, trash bins, garbage bin, garbage bins, rubbish bin, rubbish bin, trash, garbage, rubbish, can, cans, bin, bins"We thought it would help distract you from our sinister objective."
"Tell me more about the years you spent in formaldehyde at Area 51."
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area 51, formaldehyde, preservative, preservation, interview, interviewer, interviewee, personnel, recruiter, recruitment, alien, aliens, extra terrestrials, extra terrestrial, staff, staff member, employee, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, extra-terrestrial, extra-terrestrial, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorist, united states air force, united states airforce facility, government cover up, government cover-up, nevada desert, aliens are real, i want to believe, personnel officer, personnel officers, hr, hr officer, human resources, human resources officer"I wouldn't touch it with a 10-foot probe."
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probe, probes, probing, alien probe, alien probes, alien, aliens, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, martian, martians, earth, earth from space, spaceship, spaceships, ufo, flying saucer, flying saucers, 10 foot pole, aversion, averse, idiom, idioms, wouldnt touch it with a barge pole, barge pole, pun, puns, wordplay, play on words"When you add up how much it costs for fuel, supplies, and getting a sitter, it doesn't seem worth it to invade Earth."
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alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, alien invasion, invading, alien invasions, economy, sensible, realistic, expensive, expenses, fuel price, fuels, invade, invades, babysit, babysitting, earth, disadvantage, disadvantages, cost-benefit, cost-benefit, inconvenience, overly sensible, too sensible, realistically"This way we avoid the turnpike."
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taxi, taxis yellow cab, yellow cabs, cab, cabs, turnpike, turnpikes, shortcut, shortcuts, longcut, long cuts, long way round, long way around, alien, aliens, ufo, ufos, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, space, space travel, avoid traffic, avoiding traffic, wrong way, wrong direction, wrong directions"We've completely taken over Earth's political systems, profoundly altered its ecology in our favor, and—outside of a few nutcases—all of its inhabitants refuse to admit we even exist!"
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space, outer space, alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, alien invasion, alien invasions, politics, political system, political systems, ecology, environment, nature, environmental issues, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, nutcase, nutcases, deception, trick, tricks, power, control, earth, planet earth"Shoulda brought the weed."
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alien, aliens, extraterrestrials, extraterrestrial, martian, martians, alien invasion, alien invasions, alien contact, weed, marijuana, smoking, smoke, smoker, smokers, recreational drug, recreational drugs, introductions, introduction, first meetings, diplomacy, diplomatic, diplomatic gift, diplomatic gifts, unwelcome, unwelcome guests, not welcome"They seem friendly enough so far."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, space travel, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, toy, toys, frisbee, flying disk, flying disks, flying disc, flying discs, disc, discs, disk, disks, dog toy, dog toys, playing, fetching, fetching, playing fetch, friendly"Methane's a bit heavy, today."
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alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, planet, planets, methane, methane planet, weather, bad weather, foggy, fog, cloudy, clouds, heavy air, muggy, muggy weather"Somehow I pictured my first ride on a flying saucer rather differently."
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alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, little green men, little green man, commute, commutes, commuter, commuters, subway, subways, underground, the underground, tube, tubes, the tubes, modern life, modern times, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, let down, let-down, let downs, let-downs, abducted, abduction, abductions, alien abduction, alien abductions, space ship, space ships, flying saucer, flying saucers"The Heavens Will be Mine."
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alien, aliens, monster, monsters, bogeyman, bogeymen, insect, insects, astrobiology, astrobiologist, astrobiologists, ruler, rulers, conquerer, conquerers, madman, madmen, ambition, ambitions, villain, villains, villainy, invader, invaders, invasion, invasions, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, extra-terrestrial, extra-terrestrials